In the very scant time between publishing that last post and publishing this one, Calvin has both peed and pooped on the landing.
BECAUSE ALL THE COOL DOGS ARE DOING IT.
So, just to recap (because pity, party of one, is unsatisfying):
9am – scraped and scrubbed crusted regurgitate
5pm – pickup/steam clean Karmann stoop poop (large field)
6:11pm – steam clean Calvin stoop-stair pee waterfall
6:15pm – pickup/steam clean Calvin stoop poop (small field)
Oh hey! Must be Saturday!
BUT WAIT. THERE’S MORE.
9:35pm – Karmann inexplicably ninja attacked Mortimer, flipping him onto his back and pinning him against the wall, procuring four feline fingerprints in her lovely, oversized snout. So add “daubing blood” to my list of critter clean ups for the day.
And now I drink until the solstice leaves.