A Quick Bitch

I have a whole host of reasons for hating Duck Dynasty, but at the top of my list, at least temporarily, is the new commercial with the fucking smoke detector noise. Every. single. time. it comes on Calvin pops up to investigate and Wobbly Karmann then feels compelled to follow suit. It’s like watching an addled baby giraffe try to do the samba every 6-8 minutes.

Can we pass a law that makes smoke detectors and doorbells illegal for television? Do TV writers just not have pets?


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